Get The Maximum Fun

As a seasoned casino gambler, I’m fairly negative about slots. These machines carry a high price tag for their fun. But I can’t ignore the fact that there’s something addicting to those whirring, humming sirens. And the fact that they’re so simple to play makes them irresistible to most casino guests. So if you can’t say no to slots, I suggest you keep the following tips in mind to enhance your relationship with these aptly named one-armed bandits:
1 Leave your myths and superstitions at home. Rid yourself of any myths or hunches about hot and cold machines.
2 Do some investigative work. Find out which casinos have the best paybacks on their slot machines before you take your trip. A good way to do your homework is by subscribing to Casino Player Magazine or Midwest Gaming and Travel.
3 Stay within your means. Never play a game that you don’t understand or one that requires larger bets than you planned on making.
4 Remember the odds. Slot machines are negative expectation games. The longer you play, the more you lose. So take frequent breaks and pace yourself and your bankroll.
5 Be realistic. The odds of hitting the Megabucks jackpot are much worse than your chance of getting hit in the head by an asteroid.
6 Slow down. Savor your jackpots and enjoy the journey. Because of the high house odds, the faster you play, the more you lose.
7 Double-check your payouts. On your big wins, always make sure you get paid correctly before rushing to the next spin. Also, be careful to cash out all your credits and scoop up every last coin before you leave the machine.
You also want to make sure you bring your ID. You must have a valid driver’s license or government ID to get paid on any large jackpot ($1,200 or more). And while you’re at it, comb your hair. You want to look good for the paparazzi when they snap a photo of you holding your oversized cardboard check.